Girth McDürchstein Responds to the Press

Dear Members of The Press:

A few days ago, my good friend Carl Davenport forwarded me several newspaper articles he wanted to put on the site to promote my Fletcher award-winning rock opera, The Hedge. This was my response:

To: Carl Davenport <blue.lantern.cafe@gmail.com>
From: Girth McDürchstein <girth@girthmcdurchstein.com>
Subject: Re: Articles

If they don't like it, fuck 'em!!!!!!
- Girth

So there you have it.

— Girth