Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' I [U.S. release]


  1. Rhapsody in Gregor Samsa (Overture)
  2. Bad Parenting
  3. 1985
  4. Video Game Violence
  5. Father's Day
  6. Afraid of Suburbia
  7. Dysfunctional Lullabye
  8. Hedge Maze of Life
  9. Girls Never Pay Attention
  10. Losing It (My Mind)
  11. Descent (The Final Shrub)
  12. Kiss Reality Goodbye

Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' II [U.S. release]


  1. Entr'Acte
  2. Somebody
  3. College Girls
  4. Let Me Go
  5. Meeting the One
  6. A Star
  7. The Love Song of Gregor Samsa
  8. Leaving Her
  9. In the Motel
  10. Help!
  11. Guilt Trip
  12. The End of the Maze
  13. A Star (remix by DJ Koko)

    14. Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' I [Japanese release]


    1. Rhapsody in Gregor Samsa (Overture)
    2. Bad Parenting
    3. 1985
    4. Video Game Violence
    5. Father's Day
    6. Afraid of Suburbia
    7. Dysfunctional Lullabye
    8. Hedge Maze of Life
    9. Girls Never Pay Attention
    10. Skullfucking Infants Estampie
    11. Losing It (My Mind)
    12. Descent (The Final Shrub)
    13. Kiss Reality Goodbye

    Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge' II [Japanese release]


    1. Entr'Acte
    2. Somebody
    3. College Girls
    4. Let Me Go
    5. Hooker Madness
    6. Meeting the One
    7. A Star
    8. The Love Song of Gregor Samsa
    9. Leaving Her
    10. In the Motel
    11. Help!
    12. Guilt Trip
    13. The End of the Maze
    14. A Star (remix by DJ Koko)