Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics

The Hedge Maze of Life

Life is a hedge maze.
I know that for sure.
No idea
Who's decent and pure.
Twisting turning,
Flowing through the Strip.
Death comes
To those who wait.

Where did I go wrong?
Why am I right here?
So many questions —
Who wants a beer?

Running around,
Fucking around,
Unfathomable creation.
Several days ago,
I came out at the other end.
I can't keep this up,
I've been running for weeks.
Flying around the bend,
Collapsing and out of breath.

Which way to go now,
I wish that I could see.
Five different directions —
Each one leads to me.

All my life,
I've been running in circles.
It's time to take a chainsaw
To the hedge maze of life.