Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics

Somebody

Somebody help me,
I'm burning alive!
Trapped in this hotel room,
This tiny dive!

How did I get here?
The years all float by!
The hedge has grown too large
For me to survive!

Help me, someone!
Get me! Quickly!
Bellhop, it's Girth!
I want to live!