Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics
Dysfunctional Lullabye
When I was a babe,
My mother sang to me.
I can't forget
That haunting melody,
The one which resides
Within my memory.
You don't know
What you mean to me.
Little boy,
With a mind so free.
Your father never loved you,
And neither do I.
I'm going to abuse you
Till the day you die.
Little baby boy,
Bargaining chip.
You'll bring him back.
Why do you look the way you do?
Why am I so scared of you?
Listen, Girth, I hate that you were born.
From now on, you're my object of scorn.
Your father spent his days and nights
Cheating on me.
He never loved either one of us,
And guess whose fault that is?
Little fucker, you caused him to die!
I never wanted him to die!
Oh, my life is full of shit!
Although I never loved him,
He gave us support.
He had a wallet full of money.
Although I never loved him,
He gave us support.
He had a checkbook full of love.