Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics

College Girls

I wanna fuck you like the time I watched some porno.
I wanna drink up like the time I puked on the floor.
I wanna walk up to you and ask you on a date,
But instead I'll just go to my room and fucking masturbate.

College girls are sluts;
They suck my nuts.
College girls from hell
Won't fuck myself.

I went to college at a college by the river.
We went down there one time and got drunk with some losers.
After that, we went back to the dormitories,
And still the drunk girls would hesitate and then not fuck me!

College girls get drunk,
And then, shit-fuck.
They fuck my friends
And leave — the end.