Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics

Afraid of Suburbia

Grumbling fishies,
Lucite encased in marble.
The way this life is going,
I'll never survive.

Fuck the little monkeys,
Shit on a rabid dog.
The way this life is going,
I hope you fucking choke and die.

Never know the way of love
Till you choke in a sea of death.
Never know the way of death
Till you love in a sea of sex.

Alcoholic chambermaids,
Portly painted mermen.
Walking down the sidewalk,
Throwing feces at Macy's.

Death to all the lawyers,
Proactive perdition.
The way this life is going,
I hope you fucking choke and die.

Never know the way of drugs
Until you cocoon and become a beautiful butterfly.
Never know the way of moths
Till you puke in a sea of green-red vomit.