Girth McDürchstein's 'The Hedge'! — The Lyrics

A Star

Ooh, baby, ooh, baby,
I want to be a star,
I'll sell my soul
To make sure that I go far.

I'll market myself
Throughout the world
As long as I get the girls, baby,
Yes, I can, oh baby.

Make me an offer
I can't refuse.
Make sure I have
Lots of booze.

Is this too technical
For you?
Grass is greener
On the side of my shoe.

I'm a star inside my head,
No one else will come near my bed
And so tonight,
I sleep alone.

I'm a star, I feel bad for you
'Cause I'm rich and you
Clean up my puke
And make minimum wage.

Make me an offer I can't refuse
I always recycle, renew, and reuse —
Show me how to be a star!

A corporate metal jackass
With a guitar.
Show me how! Show me how!

Show me how, show me how,
Show me how to be a star,
Show me how, show me how.

I'm a star.